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My name is Mary Udodo (from Swaziland)

I am contacting you in order to ask for your asistance on a very confidental business proposal with full financail benefit for both of us,I m not one of thoes people that work from internet to internet this proposal is specialy for you.

Oder siedelte die Dame einfach nur kurzfristig um? Wenig später hieß es jedenfalls:

Mrs. Mary Udodo
Home Address: No 264 abudul Road,
Kabul, Afghanistan

Dear Friend,

Greetings to you, I am Mrs. Mary Udodo, a widow to Late Mr. Jerry Udodo, I am 64 years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it’s quite obvious that I have a limited time to live according to my doctors.

This is because the damage the cancer has done to me is very bad .My late husband was killed during the US raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our blissful marriage we couldn’t produce any child of our own. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.

Unsere Geschäfte laufen jedenfalls hervorragend, gebe von den zu erwartenden Millionengewinnen vertrauenswürdigen Mittelsmännern gerne etwas ab.

Von: contact@10-million-hits.

Betreff: Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!

Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as “Klinton-Levinsky”.
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!

See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life.

Die Antwort hier (via Good Com Bad Com).

Warum gibt’s eigentlich milliardenfach Werbung für Penis-Verlängerungen, aber kaum jemals für ein ordentliches Busentuning? Die Wirklichkeit außerhalb der Spam-Welt vermittelt uns doch, dass letztere tatsächlich viel häufiger vorgenommen werden. Oder bin ich da gerade einem dunklen Geheimnis auf die Spur gekommen?